|
 |
|
|
|
|
 You can only have five cars at a time, one of which has to be a SUV so you can get that part done with as well.
You definitely have more tuning options now. You can add hydraulics to your car, nitrous oxide nozzles that "exhale" NOS for style, audio equipment, spinners, carbon fiber parts and more. The developers once claimed that you can make up more than 70 billion unique cars or something, so there you go, my uterus is ready for implantation. Hey man, I can see the G-spot in there: yo, what up, G?
The Death and Resurrection Show
I kinda wanted to shift the conversation towards clitorises now, but I still haven't told you about how the game actually plays or feels. Well, good. The car can kinda gets out of control without making much sense most of the times, but other than that, it's ok. Plus, I always had the feeling they never got the speed interpretation right. What I mean is going 60 Km/h kinda feels you're going 20, and then it all stops making sense because you just get lost at insane 300+Km/h speeds, which feels nice, but I'm not sure that's anywhere near realistic. Whatever, I don't care, this game has an arcade approach towards driving, which is just fine by me.
There's lots of content in this game I haven't covered in here, but that's ok, as this article isn't about much anyway.
Well, it does have the word clitoris in it, but you have to play it to understand it. The clitoris, I mean. As for the game, it's just as good as the first one, and has more shit added on top of it, so it's enough for it to be a sequel, and a successful one at that. A little bit of story, some new cars and race modes, more tuning options and the GTA approach are all very nice things, enough to convince you to buy the game.
And if that's not enough, take a peek at this EA employee's spouse, who complains about the rough schedule they have to work in order to maintain their jobs. As a gamer and a guy that has never worked in the business, I could always tell the bitch that if her husband took a job as a slave, he might as well start acting as one.  But then again, I'm kinda sympathetic of her situation and agree that in order to get these titles out on such tough schedules, big companies have to drive their employees hard in order to keep the electronic entertainment business on the rise. I don't want to start talking about that now, so I'm just going to wish you a juicy big clitoris... to, you know, have. Yeah, have, like in you have a cake. Here, have a clitoris. It's on me. |
|
| 86 |
Graphics
|
| 94 |
Sound
|
| 80 |
Gameplay
|
| 85 |
Resources
|
|
|
|
| Reviewer System Specifications |
| AMD 1800+ @1919MHz CPU, 512 Mb RAM, Ati Radeon 8500LE,Teac Writer 16x/10x/40x, IBM P76 monitor, Flatron Optical Mouse, Windows XP Service Pack 1, Directx 9.0b |
| System Requirements |
| CPU: 1000 MHz, Video: 32 Mb, Memory: 256 Mb, HDD space: 900 Mb, SO: Windows 98 or better |
|
|
|
|
| |
| Posted by zamolxe [Luni, 22 Noiembrie 2004 - 14:18] |
|
|
|
|
|
